the delicate balance between sugoi and kawaii
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kitty
- Baby girl: DADDY I NEEDS A KITTY
- Daddy: baby you're to little to have a kitty of your own, kitties are a lot of work
- Baby girl: Dada I kitty?
- Daddy: yes baby, my kitty *smiles*
- Baby girl: daddy said kitty lot of work. daddy handle this kitty then baby handle kitty of hers owns
- Daddy: you're too little to have a kitty, baby
- Baby girl: but dada have his owns kitty
- Daddy: and I spoil her tons, and make sure she's safe,teach her right from wrong, adore her, give her lots of attention, feed her, change her and take care of every thing she needs and wants
- Baby girl: that's lots
- Daddy: that's why baby it too little to have kitty
- Baby girl: *huffs pouting because she knows daddy's got a point*
1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”
2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.
3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.
4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.
5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.
6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.
7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.
8. Because feminists just need to chill out.
9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.
10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.
(via babythc)
Test!
- I forgot I had a test today so a girl walked in the waiting room and we told her that she haves to stay here and wait 2hours until the test is done
- Girl: what! This is bull!
- Girl: *walks out the school*
- Security and security: *dont care*
I ate 6 of my moms cookies!
I was scrolling on tumblr and I kept eating my moms cookies that she haven’t open yet and when I looked down I already ate 6 of them. Woops. Haha sorry mommy.
This is my b*tch!
- Girl: introducing your friend-this is my friend Cathy
- Girl: introducing your best friend-THIS IS MY BITCH!!!
On the bus
- Girl: is the back of the bus the "cool people"?
- Me: *looks her dead in the eye* no, there is no "cool people" on the bus. Everyone is equal on this bus.
- Girl: oh ok.
Anonymous asked:
Today in my class there was this white weeaboo arguing with an Asian girl in my class and the weeaboo said "Go back to your country stop invading ours." and then the Asian girl said "I would but you invaded it with wannabes Asians like you,since invading is something you colonizing white people love to do." and everyone shouted "OOOOOOOOOH SHOTS FIRED"
reclaimingasia answered:
Nice.
- Mod D
- Annabeth: *Stabs and throws knives at people*
- Annabeth: *Rips apart someone's body*
- Percy: You go girl! You put the cute in execute!
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